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- 1. (VOCD) (6499↑, 1620↓)"Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder" Function: Noun A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Joe has VOCD; he must adjust the volume on any television in which it is not set to a perfect number.
Author: LoneWolf275 http://vocd.urbanup.com/3671178Related: boss sandwichLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.